Beach People featuring Caitlin Reilly

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

"Chairs are for people! That's how it's always been!" ***Note: This episode was recorded before the fires in LA. We send our love to those affected and hope that this episode brings some joy during this dark time. Stay safe, and of course, stay petty! Follow Caitlin on Instagram and TikTok. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Enjoy cracking deals at ASTA this Easter. For a roast with the most, try our mouth-watering whole lamb leg.
0:06.7	Name Best Easter lamb 2025 by the Good Housekeeping Institute. Now roll back to half price.
0:12.2	Down from £12.36 per kilo to just £6, £6.17. And selected fresh veg now only 8p.
0:19.2	For more great offers, make Asda your one-hop Easter shop.
0:22.6	That's Asper Price.
0:23.9	Selected source and lines of debt to availability.
0:25.9	Lamb Offer ends 20th of April.
0:27.3	Veg Offer ends 21st of April.
0:28.7	Excludes Zazzer Express.
0:30.6	It's the cinematic event of the year.
0:33.2	Critics say, astonishing,
0:34.7	tremendous, a triumph of savings.
0:37.4	Are you talking about death of a unicorn?
0:39.4	No, Sergei, it's two-for-one cinema tickets from Compare the Market.
0:42.8	Oh.
0:43.5	But you can use this magnificent offer to see Death of a Unicorn only in Cinemas.
0:48.8	Woo-hoo!
0:49.4	Get Two-for-One Cinema tickets every Tuesday or Wednesday with Compare the Market.
0:53.3	Simples!
0:54.2	When you take out a qualifying product to compare the market.
0:56.4	One membership per year, participating cinemas, two standard tickets only cheap as free.
0:59.4	T's and Cs apply.
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