Beach Bums Most Wanted
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🗓️ 10 March 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everyone and welcome to Secret Keepers Club. Thank you guys. So much that's tuning in. So happy to have you here. As always, my name is Carly A Coelino. I'm your host. We got a great episode for you today. A bunch of emails that you guys sent in to Secretkeepers Club at Gmail.com that we're going to get to get out about. All right? It's nice out. The weather is officially, it's feeling springy, and I don't want to jinx it. But it's crazy that it snowed, you know, 4,000 feet last week. And now it's a beautiful sunny gorgeous day. And I hope we continue on with that. You don't want to call it too soon because it's probably going to snow one more time. But, well, puts a pep in your step. And, girl, I know I'm going to get a lot of messages about this. I want to go to the tanning salon, for God's sakes. I can't do it anymore. I want to go to beach bomb. I want to go to, what's the place called? The place is called there there's a beach bum um there was another |
| 0:57.7 | one that was like oh maybe it went out of business but god i used to love a beach bum i got suspended |
| 1:05.1 | from beach bum when i was when i was a young child when i was a, because you can only go tanning once a day. |
| 1:12.3 | That was the law. |
| 1:14.9 | And, girl, I couldn't get enough of it. |
| 1:17.3 | I had memberships at two different beach bums, |
| 1:19.3 | and then they said, we found out what you were doing. |
| 1:22.4 | You can't come back in the salon anymore. |
| 1:26.8 | I'm like, whatever. I would get toasty in there i |
| 1:30.4 | would be like put it up as high as you possibly can for as long as i as long as i can lay in there |
| 1:37.3 | i'm laying in there and i would do the lay down one where girl i mean the whole concept of it's pretty nasty because it's just |
| 1:47.1 | you go in there and you sweat and then some girl is like 14 years old, wipes it down and |
| 1:51.6 | then the next person goes in. So, anyhow, I wanted to work at Beachbum so bad. I wanted that |
| 1:58.5 | employee perk. The girls that worked at Beachbum and bad. I wanted that I wanted that employee perk. The girls that worked at |
| 2:02.8 | beach bum, and I cannot stress this enough, they were a color that does not exist on the |
| 2:10.9 | spectrum. They were not necessarily orange. They were more of like a rust. It's like you're, you're dark, you're dark orange. |
| 2:24.4 | Because there is something, I don't know the, the, uh, science behind it, but you're never going to |
| 2:30.6 | get a true beachy tan at the tanning salon. You're getting a tan, but you're not coming back looking sunkiss like you were just in combo San Lucas. |
| 2:41.0 | Do you know what I mean? |
| 2:42.1 | It hits different. |
| 2:45.2 | So I probably won't do it. |
| 2:46.7 | I mean, I could not tell you the last time I hit a tanning bed, but I really want to. |
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