All right, I'm back, I'm back.

Stop sending me fucking emails.

I'm back.

Listen, when I took this job against my will,

I was promised as much time off as I wanted in between horses of the apocalypse.

So if you think I'm coming here and working on any of my days off, you're out of your goddamn

mind.

But obviously it's time to get back to work. I'm not. I'm going to Oh, I'm going to Oh, I'm not. You are.

You are.

I. I.

I. I.

I. I'm going to Oh, Oh, So, Oh, I'm not. I'm not. I do the you're going to. I hope that song was long enough to piss off the people on YouTube.

How's it going? I think I'm back because the shit's about to happen, but I might be back because I got sucked into one of those stupid two two two two two two portals.

Listen, you don't have to open a portal every time to date is a

fucking palindrome, you weirdos.

Just every Instagram spiritual influencer in the world.

The energy field around the earth

look like goddamn Swiss cheese for what?

What are you opening a portal to?

What are you guys doing down here? I have some announcements from the Galactic Federation. We had a very

important conference. I got yelled at. My my department's apparently not

doing so hot.

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