Be Someone's Emotional Support Monkey Today

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4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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To celebrate the advent of November and crunch time in college football, we spend all but thirty seconds of this episode discussing the trials and tribulations of owning and properly caring for an emotional support monkey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	ях
0:30.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast.
0:42.5	You are listening to the internet's only college football podcast.
0:47.8	I am Spencer Hall, emotional support monkey.
0:52.7	Joining me is emotional support monkey Jason Kirk.
0:55.9	Hello.
0:56.9	I also do emotional support monkeys themselves have emotional support monkeys.
1:00.3	I feel that is how it works in the wild, but I am not sure if we have officially classified
1:04.6	that via a federal statute or what have you.
1:07.2	Jason, I am so glad you asked.
1:08.6	This is why there are so many different sizes of monkeys.
1:12.2	Yeah.
1:13.2	You might need more emotional support in the form of a larger Russian nesting monkeys.
1:19.5	Yes.
1:20.5	Monkioshka is, is I believe what they are called?
1:23.5	Yes.
1:25.2	The third member of this emotional support barrel of monkeys Ryan Nanny.
1:32.0	Ryan joining us from Nashville.
1:34.6	How are you being emotionally supported today?
1:37.0	I am not.
1:38.0	No little, let's get a monkey.
1:42.4	We have to deploy.
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