Be Quick To Give God The Credit | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hope you're having a great summer. |
| 0:02.9 | Know that we're praying for you. |
| 0:04.4 | We know God has awesome things in store. |
| 0:07.3 | So great having you with us. |
| 0:08.8 | Enjoy the message today. |
| 0:10.6 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:12.1 | It's always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:14.8 | We love you. |
| 0:16.0 | We know God has great things in store for each one of you. |
| 0:18.9 | And if you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and see us. |
| 0:22.5 | I promise you we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:24.8 | But thanks for tuning in. |
| 0:26.2 | Thanks again for coming out today. |
| 0:27.7 | And I like to start with something funny each week. |
| 0:30.0 | I heard about these three sisters, ages 96, 94, and 92. |
| 0:36.2 | They live together. |
| 0:41.7 | One day the 96-year-old draws a bath and puts one foot in and stops. She hollers downstairs, I can't remember if I was getting in or getting out. The 94-year-old said, |
| 0:49.3 | just a second, I'll come upstairs and help you. She gets halfway up the stairs and stops. She says, I can't remember if I was going up or coming down. The 92-year-old shook her head and said, boy, I hope I never get that forgetful. She knocked on wood for good luck. Then she said, hang on, I'll come help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door. All right, hold up your Bible. |
| 1:12.6 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:14.0 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:15.6 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:17.4 | I have what it says I have. |
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