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🗓️ 3 November 2020
⏱️ 28 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel in Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
0:06.0 | If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
0:10.0 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
0:14.0 | Thank you. |
0:22.0 | God bless you. It's a joy to come into your homes. |
0:29.0 | If you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
0:33.0 | I promise you, it will make you feel right at home. |
0:36.0 | But thanks so much for tuning in and thank you again for coming out. |
0:39.0 | I'd like to start with something fun in. |
0:41.0 | I heard about this man that was walking on the beach and God said, |
0:45.0 | son, you've been so faithful. I'm going to grant you one special wish. |
0:50.0 | He was so excited. He said, God, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly. |
0:56.0 | So my wish is that you would build me a bridge across the ocean. |
1:01.0 | God said, son, that's totally impossible. Think of the logistics of that. |
1:05.0 | Now take some time and wish again. He said, okay, God, I've been divorced four times. |
1:10.0 | All my ex-wives say I am so insensitive. |
1:15.0 | My wish is that I would be able to understand a woman. |
1:19.0 | I want to know why she thinks like she thinks and why she feels like she feels. |
1:24.0 | It was a long pause. God said, do you want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge? |
1:29.0 | And all the men said amen. Say it like you mean it. |
1:34.0 | This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. |
1:39.0 | I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the Word of God. |
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