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I like to start with something funny.

I heard about this man that was walking on the beach, and God said, son, you've been so faithful.

I'm going to grant you one special wish.

He was so excited.

He said, God, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly.

So my wish is that you would build me a bridge across the ocean.

God said, son, that's totally impossible. Think of the logistics of that.

Now take some time and wish again. He said, okay, God, I've been divorced four times. All my ex-wives say I am so insensitive. My wish is that I would be able to understand a woman. I want to know

why she thinks like she thinks

and why she feels like she feels.

It was a long pause.

God said, do you want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?

And all the men said, amen?

Say it like you mean it.

This is my Bible.

I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am.

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