"Be Like Satoshi": We Unmask Scottie Pippen's A.I. Crypto Slop
Pablo Torre Finds Out
Pablo Torre
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🗓️ 14 May 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Why is the Bulls legend hawking "the Mona Lisa of sports" as a talking Web3 meme-coin NFT? And who are the secret weapons turning the 60-year-old Hall-of-Famer into a crypto bro, with a last-ditch effort to cash in on The Last Dance? Pablo breaks out the folders for Jordan family friend Wyatt Cenac and former Pippen colleague Amin Elhassan, featuring revelations on MJ's son, Benihana, Lil Hippo... and so on.
• Previously on PTFO: The Last Dance of Larsa Pippen and Marcus Jordan
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is. |
| 0:06.5 | This underscores the need for ethical innovation. On a lighter note, let's shift to something unifying. |
| 0:14.0 | Like elite sports debates, every fan knows. |
| 0:18.1 | Right after this ad i will tell why it's an acme and the same thing i tell david samson |
| 0:29.2 | and you do not open that i'm not going to i'm not going to open it at all even when given the |
| 0:35.6 | opportunity to open it i'm not going to open it because i just want to appreciate the opportunity to open it, I'm not going to open it. |
| 0:37.8 | Because I just want to appreciate it for what it is. It's like when you make your first dollar, the first time you work a job, I'm framing. I'm framing this. |
| 0:46.7 | This is going to be an episode that relates to basketball. This is going to be an episode that relates to money and how it is transacted. |
| 0:54.6 | I need to actually formally begin the episode by asking if you guys are familiar with the mystery |
| 0:59.6 | of Satoshi Nakamoto. |
| 1:04.0 | Sure, but Wyatt looks like he doesn't know so tell him. |
| 1:07.2 | Oh, I look confused. I know Satoshi. I'm all about Bitcoin, baby. That's, I have a shirt |
| 1:14.7 | that says all about Bitcoin, baby. I didn't have you as a crypto bro. I don't consider myself |
| 1:20.3 | a crypto bro. I was an early adopter. And then I got out before the bros came in. Before they |
| 1:25.7 | gentrified. Yeah. Yeah. Once the manosphere shows up any place, I'm like, ooh, it's time to go. |
| 1:32.4 | Satoshi Nakamoto, I mean, of course, is the alias that has been masking the true identity |
| 1:37.7 | of whoever spawned Bitcoin in 2009. |
| 1:40.8 | And last month, the New York Times, investigated reporter, John Kerry Roo reported that the true identity of Satoshi Nakamoto, this mystery that everyone's been trying to solve, is actually... |
| 1:50.0 | Scottie Pippin. |
| 1:51.5 | Well, they reported that it's a computer scientist named Adam Back. |
| 1:56.2 | Weeks after that, an investigative documentary called Finding Satoshi came out, and it reported that Satoshi is actually two cryptographers named Hal Finney and Lansassaman. So not even Japanese. Yeah, unfortunately, the Asian culture is their costume. Yeah. It's like Hagen-Daz is not actually Norwegian, right? It's not? It's from upstate New York. |
| 2:18.4 | Yeah, it's from upstate New York. |
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