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J.M.0414, certificate number 30296.

Three zero two nine six. Be here now. Have you ever done yoga?

You know I haven't actually.

Never.

I'm getting to the age of what would probably be good for me.

Like it's, I can't, you know, every other exercise at this point would probably kill me.

So it's time to become a white, a hail white-haired man stepping into his local yoga studio, of which every block in Seattle has three or four.

Mindy does. She has some friends who do yoga. She's been to a few retreat. She doesn't do like, I don't think she does like a weekly class or anything.

But she's been to yoga retreats? Yes, but I think it was just some excuse to go hang out on Bashon with her girlfriends.

Yeah, that happens a lot. She doesn't drink wine, so I mean...

What else is there? She's missing out on most of the fun of hanging out with middle-aged women.

But she does do yoga now.

I don't drink wine and I am missing out on the fun of hanging out with middle-aged women too.

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