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The Tony Kornheiser Show

“Be Careful with the Toilet”

The Tony Kornheiser Show

This Show Stinks Productions, LLC

Sports, News

4.810.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Tony opens the show by talking about his annual weekend of golf at the beach with his high school friends, and he also talks about Michael coming over and assembling a planter (something beyond Tony’s skill set). Michael Wilbon phones in to talk about the latest incident with Ja Morant, and also about the Celtics win over the 76ers and what that means for Philadelphia now, Bob Ryan calls in to give his thoughts on the Celtics win, and Tony closes out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Caroline Muir “Follow Me” ; Maxmilian “Rocker from a Redneck Town” To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Previously on the Tony Cornheiser show.

0:07.0

So this was the Belmont he could maybe run, but in a wrap, not two weeks with the

0:11.3

pre-knes, right? Correct. No, okay. I wasn't aware of that. I sort of thought that they would

0:16.5

face off in the pre-knes if that would be fun. All right. No, Fortes also wanted some

0:21.2

suspicions of drug use back from when he was a two-year-old. He actually was a

0:26.6

case against him. It hasn't been ruled on yet, which is suspicious enough itself. I love

0:32.7

when you say he's suspected of drug use, like he's sitting with the other horses in the

0:36.3

barn and they have cocaine. The Tony Cornheiser show is on now. All righty then. So I had

0:47.7

my high school weekend over the weekend. I went out to Delaware with my high school

0:52.4

friends from George W. Eulid High School. What'd you guys break this year? We didn't break

0:56.4

anything. Well, I tore it. Normally we find about the closet months later. A toilet seat

1:00.2

was broken, to be fair. In Michael Kerr's room, a toilet seat was broken.

1:03.2

His name name. And he brought it out and he said the toilet seat is broken. I said there's

1:06.8

a lot of bathrooms in this house and we'll get it fixed and we got it fixed. Indeed, we got

1:10.6

it fixed. So it's Michael Kerr and Eddie Plutzer and Stephen Peersol and myself and we played

1:17.2

golf for three days. And then I came back and played golf yesterday because I couldn't

1:21.0

believe I'd be this bad with with my normal set of clubs. I've set a clubs out in Delaware

1:25.8

and I have a set of clubs here. And in my last day in Delaware, I lost the most money.

1:29.8

I lost $75. We play 555 for three rounds. I lost $75, which is the maximum you can lose

1:37.0

$105. I lost close to the max. It's never happened to me before. I used to win. Not win big,

1:42.6

but win $10 or something like that. Never lost. If I lost, I lost $20. Peersol lost all

1:48.0

the time. So I kept $100 of Peersol and I've had it for 10 years in my house and it says

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