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Hello and welcome to the Bore and Japan Podcast, probably the best way of learning about life in Japan

without actually being in Japan. I'm your host Chris Broderham, a joint as always by England's top

Japan enthusiast, Mr Pete Donaldson himself, Pete. How you did it? What's going on? Getting back

into work after your never-ending holiday away. He's back. There's a scene in X-Files. I was never

a big X-Files fan, I think I watched two series of it and is it Eugene Tumes? You probably don't

remember this Chris because it's way before your time. There's a character called Eugene Tumes

who I think could squeeze through small ducts and stuff and I feel like how Eugene Tumes

I've got my arm in the duct and I'm just slowly oozing into work life again. I thought he said

he could squeeze through small ducts and that. Yeah. Or try to very disturbing image in my mind.

I'm sure he'd have a go. If he needed to, to spook someone out, I reckon he'd have a go at climbing up a

clacker. So to speak. I don't know where did this come from. I don't know, I'm just thinking

I'm thinking of myself sort of easing myself into work, oozing myself into work, dripping

myself down the you know big tube that is work. This is this sort of powerful vivid imagery that

has kept the broadpan podcast going into it for a year in a nursery. Very good. But Pete, I am

bracing myself. I am going off on a trip. You've returned from your thousand year holiday to the

Caribbean in Dallas and now I'm going to Okinawa. Looked me close to home. But I'm bidding like,

I've had many Okinawa one time. That was four, five, five years ago I think. Yeah. And I didn't

really do much. I sat on a beach. I ate some spam and hopefully I can go above beyond that

in this series. But it is Jenny Cross Japan. It's called Escape to Paradise.

Home of Jackie of course. And Jackie's joining. Do I tell you that?

Oh, it's Jackie going over. Oh great stuff. She is. Great news.

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