Like y'all move quick. You really do. You didn't even give it like an entire generation before trying to brainwash people with your like pedophilic bullshit.

You went straight after it. Straight at it. Straight at it.

Hey, I want to love another man. Cool, hey, I want to love another woman, cool.

Hey, I'm pretending that I'm a woman.

Wait, what?

I want to fuck your kids!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened? Welcome to the All-American Savage Show Podcast with your host John Burke and is far more

attractive co-host, me.

Now let's get into it. That's what your mom said. So, I'm going to use. So, Good morning ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the All-American Savage Show podcast.

I am your host, John Burke, with my co-host here,

Josh, my beautiful heterosexual Jewish-bearded life partner. You beautiful, you son of a bitch you.

No, but I was saying prior to the show starting.

Yeah, if you, at first I said, I asked Josh, like,

what do I, what do you want for Christmas?

And he was like, I don't really do that because I'm not a fucking kid you doish.

You know I was like well you know what?

You know what? You Josh?

No, it's not obvious.

Fuck you dad.

No, but then I said I bought this 40 year old aged barrel aged port and Port is like a

thicker sweeter wine and it's used more as a dessert wine and it is so good and you don't you don't shoot it you

barely sip it you coach your tongue I know that a lot of sexual jokes with that

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