Be as brave as Michael Owen

Football Ramble

Stak Production

Football Analysis, Football Highlights, Football Commentary, Football, Soccer Podcast, Football Transfer News, Fifa, World Cup, Comedy, Soccer, Sports, England, Premier League, Football Podcast, Football Rumours, Football News

4.6 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

We see you, sitting there with that apple core in your hand, about to listen to this podcast. See that bin over there? Go for it. Be brave. Be like Michael Owen.

Marcus, Luke and Andy react to one of the weirdest things anyone has ever said this year, while Man United revert to their painful norm. Plus, Andy explains how Aston Villa went full-blown Emery on Arsenal, Marcus inspires Fulham to score more goals, and Whamaggedon descends upon Northampton Town! Oh, and we REALLY channel the spirit of Sean Bean. Join us, you b*****ds!

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No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally.

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