Hello, endless honeymoon podcasts listeners or as we call you honeymooners. We're having a very special stand-up comedy show on zoom on New Year's Eve. It's the comedy mega show with Reggie Watts, Fred Armasson, Brent Weinbach, Natasha, Ligero, Andrew,

Mishon and myself. We're doing, it's at 8.30 to 10 pm, so we're doing the countdown on Chicago time so that everybody on both coasts can celebrate together. $10 YouTube livestream tickets are $20 in the Zoom VIP tickets. Go to tiny URL.com slash 2021 mega show to get your tickets right now.

Welcome to the endless honeymoon podcast. Today is a beautiful day. We're very excited. We're recording in the morning because we usually record in the evening, but sometimes we have people on the east coast that we just have to talk to. By sometimes we mean this time only, have we found a guess fussy enough to refuse an evening recording session. Well, to be fair, it was 11.30 pm when we were going to call him. It's also a good day because Natasha and I have taken both the Pfizer, the Moderna,

and the Oxford vaccine. I don't know if you guys know this, but all the major Hollywood agencies have allowed people of a certain standing blue check marks and up to get the vaccine in the first round. We beat the first responders. We beat the senior citizens. We beat the people who have compromised immune systems. I am feeling great.

Very exciting news. Yes, we also vaccinated our dogs, even though we don't know for sure that dogs can catch COVID-19. We just thought it would be cute. Do you think there's like super rich people right now whose whole family is already vaccinated? I do wonder if there are if there are dark pipelines. And then they just still wear masks out in public. So nobody knows. It does seem impossible to Jeff Bezos doesn't get a vaccine in the first round. It seems hard to believe, doesn't it? Yeah.

Would you take it right now if I had a guy, like I had a guy in North Hollywood that said he could hook you up. But here's a thing. I'm not doing anything. I'm not going anywhere. So I don't really need the vaccine right now. And if I had it, what am I going to do? Go hang out with nobody. I would go straight to the club.

But the clubs aren't open. I would open the club. I would call it vaccines with a Z. I'm good. I think I'll wait till next September when my turn rolls around. Whenever the lines are down, that's when I'll go.

You would look good with Bell's palsy though. With a little bit of a frozen face. We're kidding. We're going to take the vaccine as soon as it becomes available to us. Obviously, I want to get back to the world. Man, I want to go travel international again. I want to get on the road and do stand up again.

I wonder if international travel if there's going to be a sweet spot, like maybe next summer. People won't have freaked out quite yet. Like not everyone will be ready to travel.

I'm fear left, but it to be an unreasonable fear. So the reasonable fear keeps some of the crowds away from the Mona Lisa in Paris.

Exactly. And then we can go see Europe how it was intended in the 1950s. Just like people walking around before like the masses started traveling.

Or even in the 1550s, right? Right after the black death took out a third of Europe. I bet it was an amazing place to visit. A lot of room.

I'm just saying the times that we've been in Paris and Venice. The throngs of tourists that like it's like they get unleashed.

The hardest thing we've ever been through was the times that we were in Paris and Venice. And there were throngs and tourists.

I'm just saying it wasn't very fun. I had a, well, Natasha, I had a great time in Paris and Venice with you. I had a lot of fun.

I did too, but when we were out at like four in the morning, remember we would wake up at like 4 30 a.m. to go look at the sights of before like all the people started coming out like that was a jet like

or ringing you. Yeah, running into you yelling at you. The truth is Venice isn't even a Venice is a place. If you've never been a Venice, it's beautiful.

But it feels like you're in a really enhanced village at Disney World. Not at four in the morning. No, at four in the morning.

It's a singular place that you've never been to before. You can still see the ghosts of the masquerade balls. It's so gorgeous and they have like, you know, their cuisine is like Italian but seafood is all by the sea.

Is this not very relatable? I'm just saying I miss traveling. No, it's relatable. Remember when we paid them in we were able to pay them in rubies.

We brought a ruby collection from home and we didn't have any euros, but it was okay. We went on our honeymoon vacation thing to Venice. It happens.

We saved up. We saved up. I don't know if I'm supposed to yes and you here or be honest and say we did not take our honeymoon.

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