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Joel Osteen Podcast

Be A Bounce Back Person | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Life is full of things that try to push us down.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.2

Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.0

If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:10.3

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:14.0

Well, God bless you.

0:15.5

It's always a joy to come into your homes.

0:18.1

We love you and we know God has great things in store. If you're ever in

0:22.1

our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you, we'll make

0:26.6

you feel right at home. But thanks so much for tuning in. Thank you again for coming out.

0:31.3

I like to start with something funny each week, and I heard about this guy. He was late to work

0:36.4

for the third day in a row.

0:38.6

His boss said sarcastically, okay, what's your excuse this time?

0:42.6

He said, I'm so sorry, but my wife asked to drive me to work.

0:46.8

And I told her she didn't need to, but she insisted and said she could be ready in 10 minutes.

0:52.8

But then when we left, the drawbridge was up,

0:55.2

and I had to swim across the river, fighting off alligators.

0:58.8

Then a helicopter picked me up, put me on top of a building.

1:02.6

I ran down 60 flights of stairs and got here as quickly as I could.

1:06.8

His boss shook his head and said,

1:08.0

do you expect me to believe that?

1:10.0

No woman can get dressed in just 10 minutes.

1:13.7

All right.

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