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Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcast. This is J Train Jared Freed coming to you live from New York City's Upper West Side,

San Victoria, Glazer here every Tuesday and Friday with your emails or stories or questions.

I say it every episode. Let me say it again. Thank you for listening. Thank you. It means so much to me that you guys are enjoying this show because I love doing it.

So it feels like there's reciprocity. I'm giving you something that I love to do and you give back to me in ways that I,

oh, do they feather my nuts? It's like when you tweet about it and you tag me, when you Instagram story and you take,

you should all be taking a picture of you listening and putting it as your Instagram story. Let people know,

if you're gonna let people know what you're eating for dinner, let them know what you're listening to. Tag me. I'll thank you from the bottom of my nuts.

Okay, and it feels good. It feels like I'm out in a field. Here's what it feels like. I'm at the beach. Okay.

I'm at the beach. I'm sitting on a chair and I got a little daiquiri. I'm like a daiquiri in. So you're at that great,

you know, it's coming over your body. The alcohol is starting to fill you up. I'm at that second deck.

And then all of a sudden, the wind comes in off the shore. Okay. Let's feel that wind. You know, the seer.

The wind comes in off the shore and I decide it's a little private on this beach. You know what I should do? I should take off my shorts.

That's right. Relate. I've been trying not to get involved because I feel like please you haven't introduced me yet.

I'll introduce you, but you can get involved a little bit. So I'm on the beach. Second daiquiri. A woman is stroking my other arm.

Gently, ever so gently. I say, you know what? It's private here. We're in the lagoon. See that rock face? It blocks off all the other people.

We found this nice little spot. Let's get naked and I get naked and then all of a sudden that breeze comes in.

It makes a howl of a wind comes off the shoreline. And all of a sudden my nuts, the hairs of my nuts start to creep up.

That's what it feels like when you guys tweet. So it's basically all that was to say that it feels like the breeze against your balls.

Yes. I like to paint a picture. Yeah. And all I was thinking about was Tom Cruise in the firm. Oh really?

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