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I hope you had a great Fourth of July.

You whistling bungholes, fleeing splitters, whisker biscuits, honky lighters, whosker

doos, whosker donks, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, and

whistling kitty chasers.

And yes, those are all names of fireworks as quoted by the amazing Joe Dirt.

And yes, I am fired up from celebrating America's first day.

It's just too unbelievable that the U.S. invented democracy and the wheel and fire and that most

of the prophets and apostles were from here, the Bible was written in America, I mean,

you know, at least originally.

And I mean, Jesus is from Toledo.

So how can you argue with the United States being the best country?

Give me a break.

All right, if you're new to the podcast, welcome.

We're glad you're here.

And if you're not new, let me reiterate this for you guys too.

We are not here to be teachers.

We are not experts.

We're not even role models.

We're definitely not heroes.

There's plenty of people out there who have great resumes and are amazing teachers and

no stuff.

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