You are now entering the Bad Christian Podcast.

Greetings, you bozos.

Thank you to Michael Payne for that nickname suggestion.

I've started to become just a little bit self-conscious recording these intros.

I was listening to NPR today as I tend to do.

And I realize they just kind of talk regular.

And to me, this is talking regular, but I feel like what if I sound like one of those,

you know, crony radio, morning radio show DJs, I don't intend to do that.

But I know that I naturally sound a little bit more excited than those NPR guys that sound so smart.

I'm not as smart as them, not as cool.

And I hope I don't sound like a giant douchebag on these intros.

But it's just this music, this 8-bit butcher's mouth, it just gets me so pumped up.

And I know you guys like it too.

I hope that we can even release a whole album or a greatest hits of Emory in this 8-bit format.

Because it's awesome, everybody loves it.

And maybe that's just a function of everybody loving this podcast, which I am so pumped that everybody does.

And it seems like you do, because I told you all to tell other people about the podcast,

tell them to subscribe, and you told them.

And they did download it, and they did subscribe.

So this thing is rocking and rolling because of you guys.

So I'm going to ask you again, tell more people that like it.

Leave us a rating on iTunes.

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