If you will be my bow and anywhere I'm sent, I'll gladly go. I'll be a witness all around the world to every man, every woman, every boy and girl.

Merry Christmas, do baddies.

Yay, Merry Christmas. What did you think of that?

Well, that's our man, Patto. I'd like to say he specially recorded that for us, but that would be a total lie.

Well, we were trying to think of what music we could use for Christmas,

and we thought we need to find a patte Christmas.

So we went on Google, did Patee Bantin Christmas,

and there's one video that now has four views.

So I'm a quarter of the viewing figures at the moment.

I was probably got five views now.

Five, yeah, five.

Yeah, Jaynes on there called Surprise Christmas Concert by Pate, which he's really good.

He's really good.

He's just doing it.

He's doing it around a table with someone. We thought it's going to it's gonna be oh yeah like a big concert and stuff like that but yeah it's just around a table you know freestyling christmas style yeah he's clearly doing it for his mates they're just like get up and do your patte thing patte I mean if patte was it mine for christmas he'd be doing that

it's our aim to be around that table next year it'd be one of those one of those youtube scenes

where it's filming and there's all these really cool black people and then the camera eventually comes to us

we're just sat there looking really inappropriate.

Standing out Matany.

Hey!

And it was like, who the fuck are these people?

They're basically using one of my songs for their podcast.

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