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The Nick DiPaolo Show

BB: It's Time For War | Nick Di Paolo Show #1475

The Nick DiPaolo Show

Acid Tongue Inc.

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2023

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Woke witchery and more!

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Transcript

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0:30.0

Happy Halloween everybody. Welcome to the show how you is. Don't adjust your

0:44.0

computers. This is what they call Halloween lighting. Look at this. What I tell

0:50.5

you about our Renaissance man who sings dances, fucking makes banana leaves,

0:55.6

dishes. He carved that fucker out this morning while he was showering and making

1:02.9

his wife a sandwich. Let me tell you something. That's the that you put into a

1:06.5

marriage. But I told them wait about a year. You're gonna be in the car. You're

1:14.2

gonna rifle through her purse and find her best friend's phone number while

1:20.3

she's changing the flat tire in the rain. That was one of my bits about when

1:27.8

you first started dating a person. I got you open the doors for him. This

1:32.2

doesn't apply to you being married, but I'm talking about dating. I go you know

1:35.5

you pull out the chair, you open doors for him. I go six months fast forward

1:39.9

six months. You're in the front seat of her car, rifleing through a purse.

1:43.6

Looking for her hot girlfriend's phone. She's trying to change a flat in the

1:48.8

rain. I'll tell you, ton of laughs. Fuck off. Oh, it's so great. Isn't it fun to be

2:00.8

you know, Halloween. Everybody especially here in Savannah folks. It's a haunted

2:04.7

fucking time. Why don't I start the clock? Charles Nelson Riley. Anyhow, what real

2:14.8

quick fucking I was bragging about the diamond back so they lost last night. Two

2:19.8

to one. But that's going seven. I don't care what anybody says. And that

2:23.4

goddamn Corey Seeger. Is that his name? The fucking shortstop. He's the best

2:29.7

baseball player on the planet right now. That guy defensively hit another

2:34.2

home a lot. That and he got to see that black dude through somebody out at the

2:38.4

plate. Anyways, enough of that shit folks. Show the clip. I like to show clips

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