Bayonets
The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 October 2015
⏱️ 94 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Here's to you, |
| 0:30.0 | We're in Prague, located where all the lobbyists dwell and all the dreams go to die, right here in the district of the Columbia IA, |
| 0:37.0 | where soon John Banner will not be living anymore and it will be awesome for us. |
| 0:44.0 | Once again we join hearts and hands and try to find some solace in each other's company in this dastardly world of sort of affairs. |
| 0:50.0 | On this fabulous Sunday night the night of a blood moon, and I thank you very much. |
| 0:54.0 | I hope you're teething a blood moon because it's occurring while this is going on tonight. |
| 0:59.0 | You can go to the NASA site and watch it live and if you want to do it during the show I'll see you. |
| 1:03.0 | I'll see the orange glow emanating from your table. |
| 1:06.0 | It'll be like the great pumpkin, thousands of them everywhere. |
| 1:09.0 | Let's have that. It's kind of Halloween-y. |
| 1:11.0 | It's so appropriate to have a blood moon right at the outset of October. |
| 1:15.0 | You think it's so Ray Bradbury? |
| 1:16.0 | When I was here a couple years ago, Ray Bradbury had just gone up to the heavens to start swirling and we read a giant passage from his work there. |
| 1:24.0 | So it's ever so appropriate that when we leave tonight there's going to be an enormous moon looming down over us. |
| 1:32.0 | Why would it be appropriate, Ray? |
| 1:33.0 | Well, I don't know. |
| 1:34.0 | I was just thinking it might be a poetic and kind of wonderful thing to have happen on a cool breezy night here in DC in the autumn. |
| 1:40.0 | But evidently you're going to stick to your vowel fucking silence. |
| 1:47.0 | We were in Baltimore yesterday. |
| 1:48.0 | We're real people who know how to laugh live and they... |
| 1:50.0 | No, no, no. |
| 1:53.0 | No, no, no. Whatever. |
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