Battleship

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4.6 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2025

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

You sank my franchise!

Hasbro and Hollywood transform the Milton Bradley seafaring board game of pegs and wild guesses into the $200 million would-be blockbuster Battleship. But how can box office poison Taylor Kitsch (John Carter) hope to stop an invasion of space aliens splashing down in giant armored vessels when he can’t even deliver a frozen burrito to hungry girlfriend Brooklyn Decker without incident? Will older brother Alexander Skarsgard, trigger-happy singer Rihanna, and hardass admiral Liam Neeson help this sailor shape up or ship out? Find out now!

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0:00.0	Battleship presents famous sinkings.
0:03.0	September 9th, 1985.
0:05.0	Fleet commander Robbie Grant fires the shot that sinks his brother's destroyer.
0:10.0	This glorious moment is remembered as the last time Robbie was allowed in Michael's room.
0:14.0	December 22nd, 1985.
0:17.0	Playing electronic battleship, Admiral Harold Burns Jr. programs a devastating attack.
0:21.9	Dad says, you sign my battleship! And history is made.
0:30.1	Welcome to now playing podcast review of Battleship.
0:34.1	We're trapped out here. What we know right now is we can't target them unless we have a plain line of sight.
0:39.3	Without radar, we have no way to track them, correct?
0:41.3	Correct.
0:42.3	Okay, so they can't see us and we can't see them.
0:45.3	And we have no way to hit them from a safe distance.
0:47.3	There is a way.
0:50.3	Part of our board game movie retrospective series.
0:53.3	Nice one
0:54.9	It's a joke right
0:56.3	Hosted by Justin
0:58.5	I didn't sign up for this bullshit
1:00.2	Yeah no shit dude
1:01.3	Stuart
1:02.1	You both think this is a joke
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