Look, it's a lightsaber, not a sword, so I can't tell you what style Balan has.

Well, I really don't like to be the guy you have on speed dial when you can't figure

out what kind of sword someone's using.

Okay, I'll talk to you later, Marsh.

Cecil, this is your Lord in heaven.

Oh, okay, it sounds a little like Eli doing a deep voice.

No, no, I am here to give you your commandments.

You probably found the reverb on the mixing board sounds like that's not what it's called.

This is totally God.

And if you follow your commandments, I will help you win your battles.

Oh, okay, I see.

I see.

So for this week's show on battles decided by divine intervention.

This is what this is like to shenanigans.

It's difficult, right?

Huh?

Yeah, yeah.

So, um, to your God, so what are my commandments?

You need to set aside time for brunch.

Any particular place I should perhaps go to brunch?

A vegan place would be nice once in a while.

Okay.

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