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🗓️ 1 May 2015
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00.0 | I |
0:08.2 | Pull it out like a |
0:17.9 | First was goddamn it for a second dominated wreck it to be half |
0:22.4 | Make it for a second. Welcome to a metallic. No, maybe penny tasting ball of dude soup |
0:28.8 | Joel if I were to pay you $200 and you had to you had one thing to tell me to make me better at battlefield |
0:34.1 | What would you say 200 dollars? Yeah, and I would tell you what one thing I would do that. What are you doing? |
0:39.5 | I would tell you don't shoot it. Um, it's all about body blocking |
0:44.5 | Okay, Operation meets you. Yeah, so what you need to do is choose the fattest class in the game which I assume is |
0:53.8 | The |
0:55.7 | Well no every army has got a chef, right? So you're playing the chef in battlefield and your job as the chef is |
1:02.5 | You run out with your spatula in front of the rest of the squad |
1:07.3 | Lawrence go you have to keep talking no more things like the jokes. I left yeah, no, I'm really starting to miss James |
1:12.8 | Where's James? I forgot to get my timer dead. Oh, man. Sorry. I know what time we don't go over |
1:18.4 | I can't you can't replace you know anything. What's the point of the question? |
1:21.9 | No, I don't know |
1:23.3 | We're gonna be talking about battlefield. Oh, come talk about battlefield |
1:27.4 | Guys we got some okay hold on a minute. All right, so Bruce you're having a lot of fun |
1:32.2 | You need to stop though because you need to be more concerned with pixels or something. Oh, because we got ourselves with some spicy drama here |
1:40.0 | Battlefield hardline spicy yet again inferior on the x-bone which is a worthless hunk of plastic that may as well not exist |
1:48.0 | It'll run hardline at 720p 60 FPS while |
1:52.4 | The PlayStation 4 or 100 at 900 p 60 FPS take that |
1:57.4 | Microsoft and all the idiots who bugger console didn't we know this already though? |
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