The Battlefield 5 Alpha has come and gone,

and we got a chance to play it.

Does it improve on the series as we know it,

or have those, those rascally women come in

and ruin everything again?

We'll discuss all those issues and more on this.

Historically accurate and patriotic bowl of dude soup.

Oh, we're hit that hot topic button.

I wanna speak in a smash mouth.

Yeah.

Whoa, there it is.

Sexism.

Just right off the top,

it's amazing how little any of that shit matters.

One of the ones you get in the game, man,

I don't care who's what, gender,

what skin colors happening, where,

it doesn't matter.

You get shot a hundred times.

I've seen a lot of people in both

and good faith and bad faith argue

about the historical accuracy of Battlefield.

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