Greetings, adventurers! You have joined us for another episode of the

Drunks and Dragons podcast. I am your dungeon master Michael

tomorrow and with me is Tim Laning. Hello, buddy. It's great to be here.

Oh, hey guys, I'm Mike Bachman, but I am checked out for the holidays. You ain't

getting shit from me. Jeff or cheese. Here comes Jennifer, here comes Jennifer, ready to

podcast today. I just made that up. You're welcome. That's very good. It was

been tough. It was so hard. Are you guys ready? I think I was talking about it all week long.

Oh, I'm so proud of you. You guys are the goof that she's so ready for. And so proud of you.

It's gonna be very good. I'm pretty excited. Step if you could add a drum roll here please.

Uh, Nika Howard. It's me, Nika, but that's not it. Okay guys, I have a joke for you.

I want to give you a hint between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean. I don't know. I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

That's one. I like that. I'm gonna keep that joke in my pocket. I want to take it right here.

I don't get it. But chickpea's and garbanzo beans the same thing. I think that joke was even better

because we knew it was coming. That's my life. How is everyone? Uh, Jennifer and I are not in great moods.

Jennifer's a little sick. Because I like to hear my disgusting cough. Yeah, it's good. Is everyone

holiday? Are you guys ready for the winter solstice? It's December 9th. So you know it. We don't have our Christmas tree

up yet. Uh, so we got to fix that. Excuse me. Our non-denominational holiday tree. Our holiday tree full of lights.

I would care. Awesome. That was great. Moving on. You should hopefully be getting your winter solstice card.

Or maybe you already got it. And then you got a thing in it. I hope you liked it. We're not talking to us.

Just then. He didn't know that. He seemed like you didn't really know what else. Talk about holiday. Okay.

Uh, no, I care. I've got a lot. I don't know. Is anything else? I don't know. Anything. I should just roll D20s.

Yeah, like, my, my, my, are you ready for the holidays? You're wearing a festive hat. I am wearing a

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