Two hopeless daters.

One dating app that dares you to swipe right.

The question is, whose love life is more tragic.

It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

We're all dressed in our angel wings and adult diapers for a special Valentine's Day edition of Battle of the Tinder dates,

where two of our listeners are going to go head to head to find out whose dating life is the

most tragic during the holiday of love.

We're going to explain the rules here in just a second.

First, let's meet today's contestants.

In this corner, after she goes on a spicy date, she doesn't shower for a whole week,

so their scent lingers on her clothes. Oh, dang. What's that smell, Michelle?

You know it's bad if I am even grossed out by you. We all love in our own ways, Brooke.

And in the other corner, her favorite date night activity is using the public computer at the library to take that steamy buzzfeed survey on the internet.

Meet update on the poll.

Nicole.

Yeah.

Hi.

Oh, that's probably my favorite soundbite.

You're in the lead already before the game starts, in my opinion. Well, she's the one person in the library that's using the computer. And it's okay. Here's how the game works. One contestant will start by telling one of their worst dating stories that happened around Valentine's Day. Then the other will try and counter with a nightmare story from Valentine's of their own. We're going to go back and forth for three rounds and then afterwards declare a winner.

What's that smell, Michelle? Kick us off. So I went to a guy's place on Valentine's Day. I opened the gift and it's a bra, but not a new one, you know? Wait, not a new one.

What do you mean it's not new? He said that his ex had left it there, but he thought, you know, he looked like about the, yeah, about the same size. Oh, my gosh. There's more where that came from. Oh, there's more. If I earned it. Oh, you have to earn it. You got to earn the used pair of undies that he was going to

for the matching set.

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