Two hopeless daters.

One dating app then dares you to swipe right.

The question is, whose love life is more tragic?

It's battle of the Tinder dates.

We're all dressed in our angel wings and adult diapers

for a special Valentine's Day edition of Battle of the Tinder dates.

Where two of our listeners are going to go head to head to find out

whose dating life is the most tragic during the holiday of love.

We're going to explain the rules here in just a second.

First, let's meet today's contestants.

In this corner, after she goes on a spicy date,

she doesn't shower for a whole week.

So there's sent lingers on her clothes.

Oh, damn it.

What's that smell, Michelle?

You know it's bad if I am even grossed out by her.

We all love in our own ways, Brooke.

And in the other corner, her favorite date night activity

is using the public computer at the library

to take that steamy Buzzfeed survey on the internet.

Meet update on the poll.

Oh, Nicole.

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