Battle of the Tinder Dates (4/16/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life!

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0:00.0	Two hopeless daters.
0:02.2	One dating app that dares you to swipe right.
0:06.0	The question is, whose love life is more tragic.
0:11.6	It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.
0:14.5	It's the dating game show that strongly encouraged Aladdin to scotch guard that magic carpet.
0:20.3	But he didn't listen.
0:22.8	It's Battle of the Tinder dates,
0:24.5	where two of our listeners go head to head to find out
0:26.4	whose dating life is the most tragic.
0:28.8	We'll explain the rules in just a second,
0:30.6	but first, let's meet today's contestants.
0:33.3	In this corner, his seductive party trick
0:36.2	is deshelling an entire lobster inside of his mouth.
0:39.8	Whoa.
0:40.2	And that's why the ladies call him seafood trio Leo.
0:44.6	Oh, wow.
0:46.3	Hey, hey, what's the guy?
0:48.0	You just shuck an oyster in there?
0:49.6	I don't know, but I hope nobody's allergic to shellfish.
0:52.2	And in the other corner, he swears he has a sick motorcycle parked just outside.
0:58.4	It's just invisible right now.
1:00.5	Meet Harley, Charlie.
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