Battle of the Tinder Dates (11/26/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!

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0:00.0	Two hopeless daters.
0:02.0	One dating app that dares you to swipe right.
0:06.0	The question is, whose love life is more tragic.
0:10.0	It's battle of the Tinder Dates.
0:14.0	It's the dating game show that dresses like Thanos on his profile.
0:17.0	What?
0:18.0	He claims he's 26, but really, he's 3,000 years old.
0:22.4	Okay.
0:23.2	You couldn't tell, though.
0:24.6	It's Battle of the Tinder dates, where two of our listeners go head to head to find out
0:28.6	whose dating life is the most tragic.
0:30.5	Let's explain the rules in just a second.
0:32.3	First, we've got to meet today's contestants.
0:34.4	In this corner, her secret to seducing men is seductively flaring her nostrils along to the beat of Thriller.
0:41.8	Oh.
0:42.5	And that's why she's known as Nasal Hazel.
0:46.0	Yay!
0:47.8	You're working those nostrils out, aren't you, Hazel?
0:50.8	Yes.
0:51.4	Yeah.
0:52.0	This is Thriller.
0:53.3	It's hard to do.
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