Battle of the Tinder Dates (11/06/24)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life!

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0:00.0	Two hopeless daters.
0:02.1	One dating app that dares you to swipe right.
0:05.9	The question is, whose love life is more tragic.
0:11.5	It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.
0:14.3	It's the dating game show that's been banned from multiple grocery stores
0:18.1	for going to the produce aisle and writing cup sizes on the melons.
0:22.1	Okay.
0:22.9	It's inappropriate.
0:24.4	That's how they should charge you buy.
0:26.1	Battle of the Tinder dates.
0:27.6	Where two of our listeners square off to find out whose love life is the most tragic.
0:31.6	Nice watermelons, Jeff.
0:32.8	I got ripped off with an A cup cannibals again.
0:36.0	We're going to explain the rules in just a second.
0:38.0	First, let's meet today's contestants.
0:40.3	In this corner, her dating bio says she prefers men like a pair of docker's pants.
0:45.9	A little wrinkled, tan with deep pockets.
0:50.2	Meet Jackie, Jackie.
0:52.7	Hey, guys.
0:54.1	Thanks so much for having me.
0:55.7	What's up, Jackie?
0:57.1	Watch her on those deep wrinkles.
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