Battle of the Tinder Dates (1/7/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!

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0:00.0	Two hopeless daters.
0:02.4	One dating app that dares you to swipe right.
0:04.6	The question is, whose love life is more tragic?
0:07.2	It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.
0:10.0	It's the dating game show that sold out of vibrating pens.
0:14.3	Apparently, they were all sent to a B. Fox at Jeannie.
0:19.3	Uh-oh.
0:20.2	I don't think it's Brad Fox.
0:22.2	Gotta find some way to smile in the morning.
0:23.5	I guess it's better than vibrating forks.
0:25.4	It's Battle of the Timber Days where two of our listeners go head to head to find out
0:29.1	whose dating life is the most tragic.
0:31.2	We'll explain the rules in just a second.
0:32.8	First, let's meet today's contestants.
0:35.2	In this corner, he spent hours watching National Geographic so he could perfectly imitate
0:41.0	the mating call of an African Honey Badger.
0:43.6	Wow.
0:44.5	That's why the ladies know him as Roaring Warren.
0:49.7	Hello.
0:50.9	Honey Badger, high on the hot list.
0:54.3	And in the other corner, he says there's only one musical group that he trusts to put on his bedroom playlist.
1:00.8	And they set the mood every time.
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