See that sign? Employees only. That means keep out, buddy. It's just for us by well employees.

This is where we talk freely about all the stuff happening in the world.

You can keep Meghan Markle for all I care, as long as I get to take Harry to a weekend in Vegas, I'm happy.

It's Employees Only, courtesy of Ron Howard, the new podcast from Imagine Audio, pretty fast in I Heart Media.

Listen on the I Heart Radio App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey guys, it's Kevin Bacon. My podcast, Six Degrees with Kevin Bacon, is out now.

Join me as I kick back with the likes of Mark Ruffalo, Matthew McConaughey, Jewel, and many more as we talk about their favorite non-profits doing amazing good in the world.

Highlighting some of the most pressing social issues of our time.

Listen to Six Degrees with Kevin Bacon on the I Heart Radio App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

The question is, whose love life is more tragic?

After you hear it, if you don't like it, I don't care.

Notating backsees with Battle of the Tinder dates, where two of our listeners go head to head to find out whose dating life is the most tragic.

We'll explain the rules in just a second, but first, let's meet today's contestants.

In this corner, when she kisses a guy, she immediately rates their skills, writes it down on a sticky note, and gives it to them.

That's why they call her Fountain Pen Gen.

Hello, hey guys.

Okay, man, this game should be sponsored by Post-It.

And in the other corner, three separate guys have left her mid-date, and all of them rode away on horseback.

So she's earned herself the nickname Gallupin-Alesson.

Where are you guys?

Dating in my hometown, I'm guessing.

Here's how the game works.

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