Two homeless daters.

One dating app that dares you to swipe right.

The question is, whose love life is more tragic.

It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

It's the dating game show that believes those sports kisscams don't go far enough.

Wait, what do you want instead?

It's Battle of the Tinderdays.

Oh my God.

With two of our listeners square off to find out whose love life is the most tragic.

We'll explain the rules in just a second, but first let's meet today's contestants.

In this corner before any first kiss instead of reaching for a breathman

she'll pull a large dollop of smuckers on her tongue and that's why all the boys know her as Grape Jelly Kelly.

Oh, okay, how are you? I thought for sure your name was going to be Pam the Jam.

And in the other corner, her secret to seduction is walking into the

bedroom sporting a sexy goat milk mustache. That's how she got the nickname

FOMomi Naomi.

Hi guys!

Please tell me if you get it from a bottle and not straight from the source.

Right from the tap.

Okay.

And here's how the game works.

One contestant will start by telling one of their worst date stories.

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