Hey, hey, everyone.

How are you? You're the most caffeinated service, so you're not allowed to be quiet, okay? You have longer in bed, you have more coffee, so you should be the rowdiest bunch. Is that right? If you are wondering who the English version blonde chick is,

and some of you might know me, don't know me, but I'm part of the family around here, y'all.

I am the English auntie sister, whatever you want to call me, that you didn't know you had,

and now you do have. And I've just not been able to visit y'all for a while

because I have been in England where they don't let you out the country right now and so I have

got off an airplane to the land of the free and I'm really happy about that so we are 12 months

into our lockdown.

We are still in lockdown.

Restaurants are still not open.

Hair salons just opened the day after we left.

And so I begged my hairdresser to fix my roots before I got on an airplane.

Look, look, it was bad.

England right now looks really ugly because no one's been to the dentist the

doctors the hairdressers the nail I mean I went to get my nails done and the guy

was like ma'am where have you been I was like exactly I have been nowhere I have

been nowhere my kids have been my cooking for 12 months and I can't cook my kids

are like when do the restaurants open mom I'm like I don't know I want to go too, when do the restaurants open mom? I'm like, I don't know.

I want to go too.

I don't like my food either.

So I'm just really glad to be here.

And I have the privilege of being part of this family

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