Batter Up! (CRS065)

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4.6 • 5.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2019

⏱️ 5 minutes

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A Classic RISK! Singles episode! A story that Kelli first shared on the show in June of 2012 about an interesting use of a baseball bat. Support RISK! on Patreon at Patreon.com/RISK Make a one-time donation to RISK! at PayPal.me/RISKshow Get tickets to RISK! live shows at RISK-show.com/tour Get the RISK! book at TheRISKBook.com Take our storytelling classes at TheStoryStudio.org Hire Kevin Allison to make a personalized video at Cameo.com/TheKevinAllison Hire Kevin Allison as a coach at KevinAllison.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello kids, this is Risk!
0:09.6	The show where people tell true stories they never thought they dared to share.
0:14.1	I'm Kevin Allison and every Thursday we release these special episodes that were calling
0:19.5	classic risk singles.
0:21.7	Each of these episodes features just one story from our earlier years.
0:25.7	If you're new to Risk, you should know that the podcast can be very uncensored.
0:30.6	This week a story that was first shared on the podcast in June of 2012 by Kelly Dunham.
0:38.0	Here's Kelly now with a story we call.
0:41.2	Batter up!
0:49.2	I am a person with short hair and people think that means that I like sports.
0:54.5	In fact, I do not like sports.
0:56.1	I don't know anything about sports.
0:58.0	I don't know what season it is.
0:59.7	You can talk to me for a long time about Yankee radio.
1:03.2	I'm just going to sit mute because I will have no idea how to respond to you.
1:06.9	I am not into sports.
1:09.4	Also I like a difficult woman.
1:11.1	That is what I like best in life.
1:14.6	So I was working in the mid-2000s on the Philadelphia Dyke March because that's what Dykes
1:20.7	do.
1:21.7	We like to organize things instead of fucking.
1:24.2	There was a woman there.
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