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Bats

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Comedy, Tv & Film, Emily Fleming, Jordan Morris, Maximum Fun, Movies

5631 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Happy New Year! Our resolution? Watch more free movies! So in that spirit we decided to watch the 1999 horror flop BATS, which is about scary mutant bats and stars actual great actors like Lou Diamond Phillips.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm

0:02.0

We have a lot of us We have a box We're going to be. We're going to be. We're going to us. I'm a box. I'm a lot. I'm This is free with ads. Why pay $300 for a VR headset to play video games that make you nauseous when you could go online for free and watch a movie that shakes the camera so constantly you always feel like you're going to throw up.

0:38.4

I'm Jordan Morris.

0:42.4

And I'm Emily Fleming.

0:43.4

Today's movie is Bats.

0:44.9

I've just been looking forward to saying that.

0:47.5

It's the 1999 Animal Attack movie that does for Bats what the movie Jaws did for bats.

0:49.5

And with us always, a super producer, Matt, swarming us with the nation's finest drops.

0:56.1

Oh, boy.

1:02.3

That was you.

1:04.5

I'm a drop?

1:06.5

You're a drop, baby.

1:07.7

I can do that to all of you.

1:09.0

What was I saying that about? Who knows? I'm a drop? You're a drop, baby. I can do that to all of you. What was I saying that about? Who knows? Yeah, I'm always saying shit like that. No, you really do say, oh, boy, you do. You say that a lot. It's an unintentional catchphrase you have. Wow. No, I'll lean into it. Do people like, oh, boy? Yes. I don't know. Choose one if you like, oh boy.

1:10.7

Choose two if you dislike, oh boy.

1:29.2

Oh boy gives me anxiety because I feel like Jordan's going to say it when I fuck something up.

1:31.6

Oh, boy.

1:37.3

And here's another thing about Italians.

1:38.3

Oh, boy.

1:41.4

Oh, boy.

1:42.0

Not again.

1:43.0

Oh, here it comes. Yeah, that's it. Ugh, it makes me sweat. All right. Okay, well, I have a catchphrase. Coming next year, the O'Boy T-shirts. And then can you please have like a fist under your chin and the head, like, slated cup to the side. Taking a school picture. Oh boy. Yes. Yes. All right. Yeah. Oh boy. Brought to you by Jostens. Jostens. The people that did school pictures. Do they still do them? We don't know. Wait. You know yeah how do you know that did that oh yeah i got

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