The Clothing Brand Old Navy on Friday launched a virtual Santa boot camp to train mall

stentas on how to deal with outrageous gift requests like gas.

Gas is expensive, you see. I just said gasoline, that punchline. Gas is like, you mean

in test, I get get get oh, oh, oh, oh, like gas for my car. I just saw it's a record high

national average for gas at 340. If you're in California, if you had a station that had

340 gas, you'd have a line 6,000 cars long waiting to fill. Yeah, that's the last one

to try. And nobody says anything about it. Nobody says, hey, wait a second, how come our

gas is $2 more than the rest of the country? Because of taxes that are wasted on all kinds

of crap. Anywho, I just came across this poll about Black Friday, most Americans still

believe in Black Friday, whatever that means. And dislike the month long sales.

I believe in Black Friday, Jack. Don't you? We wouldn't that how you get on the polar

express by clicking your hails three times and saying, I believe in Black Friday. It's

been a while since I've read the book. Maybe I'm misremembering. I feel like we got to do

our little Black Friday speech. Does everybody think about us or the king, the king of Black Friday?

Well, the king of Black Friday, we always like the king of Black Friday. He waited in line

at Best Buy. Is that what he did? They're looking for that. How could that be missing?

I don't know. I would like to find that person. I know. I will. I will take their head.

I don't. And I will squeeze it in a vice. I don't know. Yes, I will. I don't know how that

happens either. But so Black Friday is now like a month of people claiming they're a Black Friday deals.

Whatever the freak that means, it's just pre-Christmas sales. It's just it's the same thing that's

always has always will happen. Jack in a Black Friday was the day when retailers would actually be in

the Black for the year traditionally because Chris was shot by the other. It's never true. It was never

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