Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

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Film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.5 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2016

⏱️ 17 minutes

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We review Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. We didn't like it. If you did, I'm really happy for you, but I'd recommend skipping the podcast because we're going to sound like Lex Luthor explaining Greek history, which is to say utterly deranged and insane. Enjoy our spoiler-free review and very brief discussion of the trailers we saw before tonight's main event, but if you want the whole spoiler-filled take down of DC's risible attempt to launch a multi-movie franchise, you'll need to join the Club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're going to be. Oh, Hey, welcome to another bald movies, first run bald movies, where me and Jim spend
0:30.4	$28, you don't have to.
0:33.0	Tonight we are talking about the Batman LEGO trailer,
0:38.0	which looks fucking awesome, and I can't wait to see it.
0:41.0	And I hope everybody gets a chance to watch the trailer this weekend
0:44.5	and we'll be back when it comes out and we'll talk about it. What are we really
0:49.5	talking about? Batman versus Superman, Dawn of Justice.
0:54.0	B versus S.
0:55.0	Yep.
0:56.0	Yep, B.S. indeed.
0:58.0	Man, I...
1:01.0	So this movie is, this is not a terrible movie but this but it kind is from what it's
1:09.6	supposed to be doing and what the material of that you're expecting.
1:13.0	Okay, I don't have any firm reference for that.
1:16.0	My opinion of it is whatever, man, whatever.
1:20.0	Like, I come out of this experience with no strong feelings either way about that's the that's that we're just a it's a flat line for that's what I'm saying I'm angry and I want to say the movies terrible but I can't I think the movie's wrong headed I think the movie's grim I think the movie is terrible but I can't I think the movie's wrong-headed I think the movie's
1:33.6	grim I think the movie's humorless I think the movie's colorless I think the movie's
1:38.6	action action is you know I mean if you like the Superman the last Superman movie then you might have a
1:46.1	hope of of liking this but that is you know and I get I don't know why the Avengers movie which is also a big dumb action movie
1:56.4	manages to just kick the fucking shit out of this movie.
2:00.2	I don't get it.
2:01.2	I can tell you that much.
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