Batman Returns - Dirty Limericks, Unforgiving Codpieces & an Army of Radicalized Penguins

That Aged Well

That Aged Well Podcast

Performing Arts, Film Reviews, Arts, Tv & Film

4.8 • 608 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Hard to believe, but here we are at our 100th episode already! Erika’s choice for holiday movie this year is Tim Burton’s Batman Returns, starring MICHELLE PFEIFFER. And also Michael Keaton and Danny DeVito and Christopher Walken. But mostly MICHELLE PFEIFFER. Come join your hosts as they debate what kind of holiday movie this is (it might be Passover?), wonder where Batman’s branded items come from and one of them even reveals how they’d like to die!

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Hosts: Paul Caiola & Erika Villalba
Producer & Editor: Paul Caiola

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0:00.0	So I'm about to talk about some real old shit with you.
0:03.0	So I take medication and the pharmacy used to send me beautiful, tiny, tick-tac-looking pills that were like triple-coated in sugar.
0:13.6	So they just like flew down your throat.
0:15.6	You didn't have to have water.
0:16.7	And they switched it for some reason.
0:19.3	Do you ever have like meds where you open the bottle and like a puff of smoke comes out
0:24.6	like a bit of crypt dust yes and it's the type of pill that like you put it in your mouth and it sucks all the moisture from your mouth and you have to drink a gallon of water and it like fights you the whole way down.
0:39.8	It's like flying at your neck and your inside of your throat.
0:44.0	And the instructions of the bottle always say you cannot cut the pill.
0:46.8	You must swallow it whole.
0:47.9	And you're like, why?
0:49.1	But I can't swallow this.
0:51.7	And now I'm worried like the next iteration of these.
0:55.4	You're just going to send me like a box of scorpions.
0:56.7	Erica, Erica, the next thing, you're used to oral.
0:59.2	The next thing is the suppository.
1:00.6	Yeah. Hey, I'm Paul.
1:17.1	And this is That Aged Well.
1:20.1	Yesterday's Pop Culture Today.
1:22.4	And Erica, today is That Aged Well's 100th episode.
1:29.3	Pew, pew, pew!
1:30.8	Fireworks, fireworks, fireworks!
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