Batman Blood (TOS S1E5)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 October 2025
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
When JOE TORMOLEN has an itch he just can't resist, he scratches his way towards starting a full blown pandemic of space madness on the Enterprise. But after Lieutenant Riley takes control of the ship and finds a captive audience for his manosphere podcast, Kirk and Spock set out to find a way to regain command of the Enterprise. Who gets the first neck pinch? When is it appropriate to touch a stranger's love handles? Why even use tricorders? It’s the episode that completely shaves its balls.
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| 0:00.0 | Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet. |
| 0:03.3 | Dr. McCoy, Mr. Scott, you heard it? |
| 0:05.4 | Yes. |
| 0:06.7 | Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise. |
| 0:14.7 | Welcome to Greatest Trek, this old Enterprise. |
| 0:18.5 | It's a new Star Trek podcast. |
| 0:20.4 | It's about original series Star Trek episodes until the new Star Trek episodes. |
| 0:25.0 | Come back. |
| 0:26.2 | I'm Adam Branica. |
| 0:27.7 | I'm Ben Harrison. |
| 0:30.3 | This. |
| 0:31.2 | I thought the nudity would be in the episode that we were recording today. |
| 0:36.0 | Yeah? |
| 0:36.5 | You know, it's called the naked time. |
| 0:38.8 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:39.5 | Turned out, it was right before the recording. |
| 0:44.5 | You're asking me for Amazon links. |
| 0:46.8 | I'm going back through my old orders looking at jock straps and all these hunks that they hired to model these jock straps. |
| 0:53.8 | Women don't have to go through this. |
| 0:55.5 | You know, when you buy underwear, |
| 0:57.0 | you have to look at an unobtainable body type. |
| 0:59.5 | But when we buy underwear, look at this guy. |
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