So Travis, are you excited about this episode?

Eh.

Come on, come clean.

It's Schmanners! Oh, Hello internet. I'm your husband host, Travis McElroy. And I'm your wife host, Theresa McElroy. And you're listening to Schmanners. It's extraordinary etiquette. For ordinary occasions. I don't know why I'm doing this very spooky voice.

Not so spooky.

How are you, my dove?

Fine. How are you, dear?

I'm doing great.

I don't know what happened there.

I don't know either.

I entered a fugue state for a moment.

I'm used to it.

It's a little holiday I like to call Halloween in August. Not a lot of people celebrate it, but we are and we're doing it with a very spooky episode.

Now you're just blowing smoke. Well, I actually did have a weird segue but very spooky episode. A very

spooky episode. So I have a super duber active imagination.

Oh, now I know where going with this.

And for a long time, not really so much anymore,

but for a long time, I was so afraid of being like psychoed or screamed in the shower

you know being being killed in the shower that I would play just the dorkiest oldies music I could find with the justification that I

Convenced myself that no one ever gets murdered to the beach boys or to Rock and Robin, you know, and so like that.

The soundtrack is usually quite indicative of a murder.

Ooh, and so like I routinely while shower and like throw open the curtain and look just

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