Batfleck vs MCU Captain America
Who Would Win Masters
Ray Stakenas
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2021
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
And on the next episode of Who Would Win...
Snyder Cut meets MCU in a battle that will be discussed for a long time to come!
Will DCEU Batman (Repped by James) have the skills and the tools to outmaneuver MCU Captain America (Repped by Ray) or will the Super Soldier find victory on this day? Will this be yet another episode that special guest judge Toby Muresianu is overcome by the #IMF?
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, welcome to our Multiverse. We're excited you're joining us for our new parody comedy series, Superhero Diaries. |
| 0:09.0 | Hello, this is Batman. Well, sort of. I mean, I'm not one of those actors who gets to play all your favorite superheroes in movies and TV. |
| 0:16.5 | I guess you would say I'm a parody version of The Dark Knight. |
| 0:20.5 | Anywho, me and some of my super friends, I've decided to tell you what we're really thinking when we are doing all those crime fighting |
| 0:27.5 | or saving multiverse-hopping kind of stuff. We will reveal what's behind the mask. |
| 0:33.5 | Our most private thoughts. Like, who's our secret superhero crush? |
| 0:38.5 | Gotta go, girl talk. |
| 0:41.5 | We have to deal with real life issues just like you. |
| 0:44.5 | I mean, how does Spider-Man pee when he's wearing his spidey onesie? |
| 0:48.5 | I write up in the crotch a little bit too. |
| 0:50.5 | Does Aquaman talk to fish before he eats them? |
| 0:53.5 | What is the whole critical review of Wonder Woman 84? |
| 0:56.5 | And most confounding of all. |
| 0:59.5 | Someday, you just can't get rid of a bomb. |
| 1:01.5 | How does a guy like me with no superpowers get through the week without getting killed every other day? |
| 1:06.5 | Oh, we'll be review when superhero diaries take off on February 9th. |
| 1:11.5 | Subscribe now, true believers! |
| 1:26.5 | As you're known as Captain America arrives on scene, surveying the area, |
| 1:31.5 | cap ascertains key structural spots in the bridge that likely would have the bombs located on them |
| 1:37.5 | and proceeds into danger. |
| 1:39.5 | Before he can leap into action, however, a battering pierces the darkness and sparks the ground |
| 1:45.5 | two feet in front of him. |
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