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Presents Mall Couture, the world's jankiest beer podcast.

This is batch number 95.

One, two, three, four, five.

Everybody said that, da, da, so let's ride people go beat a deep badda da da da da and it really don't want to no that's no that's no that's the part where like Lou lew baga just sounds like a colossal pussy he's like somebody said let's get gin and juice, but I really don't

want to like one of the easiest things to drink. It's like, come on. Like Lou Bay, you're embarrassed

right. Well, at least it's not like dark or just like, I let the other girls drink, but I'm not

gonna.

She's had one, two, three, four, five, waiting in the corner and it's time to live.

He's creeping it, I guess.

Yeah, dude, he is kind of a fucking creep.

I mean, like, like, I don't know, it just has a list.

There's a list of women. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, maybe, like, I don't know, it just has a list. There's a list of women.

I don't know.

I don't know. I mean, maybe, look, I think I'm just, we're, I'm just jealous in this fucking

quarantine day and age that Lou Bega gets to be on the beach talking about his babes.

And then I'm over here with fucking nothing.

Dude,

I bet you that guy just stacks paper on the royalties from that song.

Like the residuals,

like every time the gap or some corny ass,

like commercial wants to appeal to boomers,

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