All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer,

presents Malkouture, the world's jankiest beer podcast.

This is batch number nine.

Lucky number nine.

Nine is fine.

I like them, odds, nine to one.

So today's episode is brought to you by second city metery second

city meter is an amazing chicago based metery that's going to be opening in june of 2019

projected and they've been so gracious to send us bottles and pay for today's podcast thank you

second city Alex why are you wearing two watches today?

You know, you get that second sponsor.

You need that Kevin Gates.

I got two watches, one for the plug and one for the mead.

I need money to pay for like anti-itch medication for all the mosquito bites I'm getting in Michael's living room.

Look, it's still a spider den. And I'm not going to apologize for it because spiders

are a good pest to have.

So we're drinking crackberry.

This is a mead from Second City meatery, cranberry, blackberry cherry, very solid mead.

Quick clarification.

If somebody sponsors our show, first of all, we're not going to take a sponsor we don't like in the first place.

But secondly, if we take a sponsor, we're still reserving the right to say whatever we want.

Thankfully, this is a pretty solid mead.

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