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Malt Couture

Batch 87: New Breweries, New Friends

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Barleywine, Beerpodcast, Bil, Beer, Whales, Dontdrinkbeer, Food, Craftbeer, Ticks, Arts, Comedy, Barleywineislife

5799 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2020

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Alex tasks Michael and Stephen to bring in beers from breweries that haven't been featured on the show yet, do they make new brewery friends or are they forced on a play date they didn't ask for? Plus, we follow up on Jester King's goat birthing saga and hard seltzer makes the Beer News again

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer

0:08.3

Presents Mall Gator, the world's jankiest beer podcast.

0:11.1

This is batch 87.

0:13.4

Like, uh, Elvin, you know, like an elf pertaining to an elf?

0:18.1

Elvin.

0:18.9

Elvin.

0:20.1

Oh.

0:20.6

Like, she has very elven features.

0:23.7

Yeah, yeah.

0:24.6

Are you trying to take my job when I introduce you?

0:27.0

I guess so.

0:28.3

And then I have to do the rhyme.

0:30.2

Oh, man.

0:33.4

It's getting tough over here.

0:35.7

Yeah, rhyming things with seven is like, that's probably the hardest one.

0:39.1

I hope that somewhere there's like a struggling hip hop artist who has a SoundCloud who's riding the bus,

0:44.4

listening to Malkitore.

0:45.4

He's like, God damn it, man, they got to put me on.

0:48.5

They put me on that joint.

0:50.7

Honestly, put yourself on.

0:53.0

Come get over here, you know, drop a bar. I don't know, put yourself on. Come get over here.

0:55.2

You know, drop a bar.

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