Batch 79: The California Classic
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 2 January 2020
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
Brews from the Golden State face off to see who reigns supreme! The Malty Boyz™ search far and wide for beers that are synonymous with California and Alex brings in a traditional California treat. In the Beer News social media influencers get held accountable, jello shots are made with Pappy Van Winkle, and Charlotte, NC doesn't appreciate reindeer games. It's The California Classic, FUGGEDABOUTIT!
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer |
| 0:08.4 | Presents Mall Couture, the world's jankiest beer podcast. |
| 0:11.5 | This is batch 79. |
| 0:13.1 | Sack it to me, sack it to me one more time. |
| 0:15.7 | Get low, get low, get low, get low. |
| 0:18.9 | To the window. |
| 0:20.1 | Hey, to the wall. To the window. Hey. |
| 0:21.7 | To the wall. |
| 0:22.7 | To the wall. |
| 0:24.3 | I'm in eighth grade. |
| 0:27.0 | I don't know what this means. |
| 0:30.8 | This is the California classic episode. We're just going to be consuming things that are classic California things with a new cheesy accent. |
| 0:37.5 | Like this classic new cheesy accent. |
| 0:41.4 | Like this classic rural canyon accent. Yeah, just, you know, bathing in cheeseburgers. |
| 0:45.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.5 | And also, happy New Year. |
| 0:48.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:49.5 | You know, January 2nd, we hope you're not hung over anymore. |
| 0:53.6 | It's been like, they've had two days. over anymore. It's been like 48 hours. |
| 0:56.7 | I mean, get yourself together. |
| 0:58.4 | You've had a- |
| 0:58.5 | You've had probably out work right now. |
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