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This is Betch 76.

Chantix.

Chantix.

They, uh, the prescription to stop smoking.

And, uh, I was like, it could be one of three things.

E.D.

peeing too often?

Or I guess that, just trying to think of what they show midday on ESPN.

You're guessing Michael's targeted ads?

That's fucked up.

No, but don't smoke.

This is a PSA.

I think by now enough people have sent the uh the buzz driving PSA that I've done I get that in my inbox all the time yeah I feel like every like six

weeks they pump like some money into like boosting it because that's it comes in waves where it's like

I didn't hear about it and all of a sudden like we'll get like five in the DMs dude I was so pissed off I was

like people started standing to me again I was like fuck like it's still around and I looked at my

my contract for it and it's the contract is indefinitely like if it was like at a year you know after a year like you get

paid again for them to continually use it uh but i signed my rights away to the ad council it's

like the saw of PSAs where none of those people made the money that they should have yeah it's

it's like oh that Skittles commercial where the kid like has a skittal pox.

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