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Malt Couture

Batch 70: Trick or Treat

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Barleywine, Beerpodcast, Bil, Beer, Whales, Dontdrinkbeer, Food, Craftbeer, Ticks, Arts, Comedy, Barleywineislife

5799 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2019

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

For this very spooky Halloween episode, The Malty Boyz™ bring in either a trick or a treat for the Bottleshare. Michael discusses his journey to becoming a Master Cicerone. Plus, tales of corporate espionage, Satanic beer cults, and irresponsible scooting in Beer News!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer

0:07.4

Presents Paul Gator, the world's jankiest beer podcast.

0:10.3

This is bitch-saving the devil-devil-de-deckes.

0:14.3

Deviled eggs.

0:16.6

I'm trying to, I'm trying to fuck.

0:17.7

Devil-de-de-devil-y.

0:18.5

Devil-y.

0:20.5

I was trying to think of something spooky and, uh, I couldn't.

0:26.2

Happy Halloween, y'all.

0:27.4

I hope you're blasting this out of your,

0:28.9

front speakers for the kids to hear.

0:32.4

Yeah.

0:33.0

Or luckily Halloween isn't like, like, if you're listening to this on November 1st or November 2nd or the week after Halloween, you're going to listen to me like, fuck this shit, dude, I'm over Halloween.

0:47.7

God.

0:48.6

They're just like, they're just trying to ride this wave way too long.

0:51.6

Dude, it's over.

0:53.1

It's over.

0:53.9

Get over. And Halloween is freaking dawn. But I still got this like, too long. Dude, it's over. It's over. Get over.

0:54.4

And Halloween is fucking dawn.

0:56.3

But I still got this like this leg avenue costume.

0:59.4

I'm still dressed as Sammas.

1:00.9

Wait until next year, Bucky.

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