All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer Presents Malk Tour, the world's shankiest beer podcast.

This is batch number 314.

What does it all mean?

So existential.

Stephen, this is a pie episode.

Like, we should have had like all pie beers.

But then I remember when I was like just diagnosed you guys did a pie episode and it was like, it was insane.

Yeah.

But also we were like, man, I wish we could do all pie versus beer episodes because it's awesome.

So Alex, open invite to just do a pie episode any time.

Yes, we could have had a pie episode and it would have been totally fine.

Technically, pie goes on forever.

So like, you could just pick any series of digits and be like, well, this is pie?

It's deep.

It's a deep pie cut.

Alex, how many numbers of pie can you say? Go.

Literally 3.14. That's it. That's the depths of, I know so little math, Stephen. Like, it is, like,

tragic and hilarious. Like, how bad I, not even bad. I just, I know, like like very little math at all. Okay. Well, man. All right. Well, that's also how much I know. I was hoping, you know, like sometimes you're like, oh, for the talent show, this guy's first, like, the first, like, 200 numbers of pie. Yeah. And then you just, and it's just like in your brain, it's like the animaniacs like, like states

and capital song, you know? Oh, totally. And I thought, I thought maybe you had that in you. No. And I was like, oh, this will be cool. See, he does know it. Served it up. Because I got nothing. I got nothing. Yeah. Dusted it off. that's like those

improv scenes where like both people

step in it and they're just like

so what? I got nothing. Yeah, dusted it off. That's like those improv scenes where like both people step in it.

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